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1. Is Early Motherhood Just An Experiment To See How Long A Human Can Survive On So Little Sleep?

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2. I Refuse To Wish Away Time Because I Know How Fast It Can Fly.

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3. Becoming A Mother Makes You Realize You Can Do Almost Anything.. One Handed!

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4. When My Son Is Older And Has His Own Places I’m Going To Come Over And Open All His Snacks And Leave The Bags &Amp; Boxes Out All Over The Place.

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5. Parenthood, The Scariest Hood You’ll Ever Go Through.

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6. Imagine Being 5 Minutes Form The End Of The Longest Movie Ever And It Starts Over Because It Forgot Something. That’s My Kid Telling A Story.

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7. Sometimes I Stare At My Sleeping Children, Completely In Awe Of Their Beauty. And Sometimes I Slam Dunk Their Butts Into Bed And Celebration Dance All The Way Down The Hall. It’s Called Balance.

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8. I Love When My Kids Tell Me They’re Bored. As If The Lady Standing In Front Of A Sink Full Of Dirty Dishes Is Where You Go To Get Ideas About How To Have A Good Time.

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9. Parenting Is Saying The Same Thing Over And Over And Expecting Different Result. Oddly Enough, That Is The Definition Of Insanity. Coincidence? I Think Not.

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10. Motherhood; When 90% Of Your Time Is Spent Putting Other People’s Crap Away.

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11. Some Children Threaten To Run Away Form Home. This Is The Only Thing That Keeps Some Parents Going.

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12. The Quickest Way For A Parent To Get A Child’s Attention Is To Sit Down And Look Comfortable.

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13. The First Half Of Our Lives Is Ruined By Our Parents And The Second Half By Out Children.

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14. Having A 2-Year-Old Is Like Owning A Blender That You Don’t Have Top For.

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15. Parenthood Is Wanting To Be With Your Kid Forever One Minute, And Being Tempted To Sell Them The Next.

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16. People Who Say They Sleep Like Babies Usually Don’t Have Them.

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17. You’re Making It Difficult For Me To Be The Parent I Always Imagined I Would Be.

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18. Having One Child Makes You A Parent. Having Two Kids Makes You A Referee.

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19. Before Becoming A Parent, I Didn’t Know I Could Ruin Someone’s Life By Asking Them To Put Pants On…

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20. The Sole Purpose Of Child’s Middle Name, Is So He Can Tell When He’s Really In Trouble.

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