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Funny Quotes About Working Out

Best Funny Quotes About Working Out

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1. Sexy, Strong Take On The World Oh, Sorry That’s Exercise….

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2. I’m Starting To See Definition In My Legs So I Guess You Can Say Things Are Getting Pretty Serous.

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3. I Never Run With Scissors. Those Last Two Words Were Unnecessary.

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4. Burpees? Yeah, No. I Thought You Said Slurpees.

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5. I Did A Push-Up Today Well, Actually I Fell Down. But I Had To Use My Arms To Get Back Up So…

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6. I Do 5 Sit-Ups Every Day. It May Not Sound Like Much, But There’s Only So Many Times You Can Hit The Snooze Button.

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7. My Bathing Suit Told Me To Go To The Gym, But My Sweet Pants Were Like Nah Girl, You’re Good.

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8. My Favorite Exercise Is A Cross Between A Lunge And A Crunch… I Call It Lunch.

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9. So, Somebody Asked Me, Do You Do Crunches? I Said, Yes, I Do Hershey’s Crunch, Captain Crunch…

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10. Lets Workout Really Hard, Then Re Hydrate With Margaritas.

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11. You Know You’re A Runner When.. You Scoff At Paying $10 For A Movie Ticket…

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12. Relationships Are Like Fat People, Most Of Them Don’t Work Out.

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13. Don’t Look For An Easy Way Out. Nobody Wants To Work Hard These Days. The 20 Minute Abs. The To Minute This. The To Minute That. Fuck That. Come To The Gym Work Your Ass Off. Earn…

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14. My Five Stages Of Getting Ready For Work Every Morning..

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15. When I Got To The Gym To Work Out.

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16. Wake Up Bitch You Gotta Go To The Gym.

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17. After Working Out For 10 Minutes… I’m Pretty Tired I Think I’ll Go Home Now.

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18. I Don’t Make Excuses I Make Results.

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19. That Awkward Moment When You’re Wearing Nike’s And You Can’t Do It.

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20. What’s My Secret? Oh, It’s This Awesome New Diet Pill Called Get The Fuck Up, And Work Your Mother Fucking Ass Off, Bitch.

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