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1. Oh God Please Don’t Seat Them In My Section.

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2. It Looked Like The Customers Nest To Us Were Being Really Shitty Customers, So I Can Drew You A Space Man.

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3. So Tell Me Now This Isn’t Real Job Again?

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4. “I Wouldn’t Be Able To Be A Waiter, Because I Don’t Care If Everyone’s All Right Here I Wouldn’t Be Able To Fake That. There’s No Amount Of Money That Would Make Me Care If Everyone Has Enough Butter.”

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5. It’s Okay To Kick People’s Barstools But From Under Them As Long As You Yell “JENGA” Before They Hit The Floor.

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6. “Yaaayyy!!! It’s The Weekend!!!” Said, Nobody Who Works At A Restaurant.

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7. 10. They Try T Pay At He Lost Stand. 9. They Ask What Malt Liquors You Have On Draft. 8. They Give Great Verbal Tips. 7. They Have A Coupon 6. They Party Consists Of One Adult And Five Kids. 5. They Think They Will “Just Split Something”.4. They Ask If Refills Are Free.

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8. Omg, Jake. This Waitress Is So Bitchy. She Keeps Asking Me If I Want Super Salad And I Keep Saying Yes. She Went Away And Told Me She’d Give Me Time To Decide! I Told Her Yes Like 6 Times That I’d Have The Fucking Super Salad! Jess. What!!!? On…Now I Feel Like An Asshole.

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9. Being A Waitress . How The Customers Think I Feel. How I Wish I Looked In My Uniform . How The Customers Think They Act . How I Really Feel. How I Think I Look In My Uniform. I Need More Coffee! Now! How They Really Act.

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10. I Was Very Poor And I Was Waitress And It’s Hard To Be A Poor Waitress In New York.

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11. Waitress- What My Mom Thinks I Get Paid To Do.. What My Man Thinks I Get Paid To Do. What My Customer Thinks I Get Paid To Do.. What My Boss Thinks I Get Paid To Do. What I Think I Get Paid To Do. What I Actually Get Paid To Do.

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12. Oh You’re Cold? Sure I Will Go Pretend To Turn The Heat Up.

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13. The Waitress Smiled At Me And Put A Heart On The Receipt . So I Guess You Could Say Things Are Getting Pretty Serious.

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14. Waitress Problem – Waitressing Has Opened My Eyes To How Much Ketchup And Ranch People Use.

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15. If You Want To Curdle The Milk Of Your Human. Kindness, Or Turn Your Compassion Int Contempt, Get A Job As A Waitress, The Fastest Way To Develop A Healthy Loathing For The Human Race And It’s Destiny Is To Serve It Food On Minimum Wage.

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16. Within You Lies The Potential Be The Greatest Waitress This World Has Ever Seen.

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