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1. Being A Dick Won’t Make Yours Any Bigger.

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2. I Told Him To Take Care Of His Eyes Because They Are The Only Balls He Has

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3. Welcome To The Dark Side, Where All The Fun Stuff Happens.

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4. I’m Actually Not Funny I’m Just Mean And People Think I’m Joking

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5. If We’re Ever In A Situation Where I An The “Voice Of Reason” Then We Are In A Very Very Bad Situation.

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6. I’ve Met Some Pricks In My Time, But You May Friend, Are The Fucking Cactus.

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7. If I Say “First Of All” Run Away Because I Have Prepared Research, Data, Charts And Will Destroy You.

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8. Everything I Like Is Either Expensive, Illegal, Or Won’t Text Me Back.

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9. I Run On Caffeine, Sarcasm And Inappropriate Thoughts.

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10. Bitch Please, Your Birth Certificate Is An Apology Letter From The Condom Factory.

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11. I Like My Coffee How I Like Myself: Dark, Bitter, And Too Hot For You.

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12. Throw Me To The Wolves And I’ll Come Back Leading The Pack.

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13. I And Me Are Always Too Deep In Conversation. Friedrich Nietzsche

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14. I Always Laugh When People Try To Hurt My Feelings A If I Have Any Hahaha

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15. I Would Like To Confirm That I Do Not Care.

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16. Don’t Let Anyone With Bad Eyebrows Tell You Shit About Life.

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17. Don’t Stand Too Close To The Heater Babe. Plastic Melts.

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18. The More You Weigh, The Harder You Are To Kidnap. Stay Safe. Eat Cake.

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19. There Is No “We” In Chocolate.

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