Best Funny Bible Quotes

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1. Genesis 32:30 I Have Seen The Face Of God Nobody Has Seen The Face Of God.

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2. And The Unlcoms Shall Come Down With Them.. And Their I And Shall Be Soaked With Blood, And Their Dust Made Fat With Fatness.

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3. Yet She Turned To Even Greater Prostitution, Remembering Her Youth When She Was A Prostitute In Egypt. She Lusted After Lovers With Genitals As Large As A Donkeys And Emissions Like Those Of A Horse.

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4. If You Encounter A Mountain Lion..

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5. Let A Woman Learn In Silence With Full Submission. I Permit No Woman To Teach Or To Have Authority Over A Man; She Is To Keep Silent.

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6. North Waterboro Community Baptist Church. You Can’t Enter Heaven Unless Jesus Enters You.

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7. And The Daughter Of Any Priest, She Profane Herself By Playing The Whore, She Profane Her Father; She Shall Be Burnt With Fire.

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8. “Let He Who Is Without Sin Cast The First Stone.”

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9. Day 1: Create Light Day 4: Create Light Source.

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10. Oh, You Post Bible Verses On Facebook? You’re Definitely Getting Into Heaven.

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11. For The Man Is Not Of The Woman. But The Woman Of The Man, Nether Was The Man Created For The Woman But The Woman For The Man.

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12. ‘We Learned A Great Bible Verse In Sunday School Today. Lay Not Up For Yourselves Treasures On Earth.’

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13. If A Man Has Long Hair, It Is A Disgrace To Him..

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14. Oh, You Post Bible Verses On Facebook? You’re Definitely Getting Into Heaven.

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15. And The Lord Said Unto John, Come Forth And Receive Eternal Life. But John Came Fifth And Won A Toaster.

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16. The Truth Shall Make Ye Free. “Not If I Can Help It!

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17. If Only You Would Be Altogether Silent’ For You, That Would Be Wisdom.

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18. She Moved On, And I Feel Sorry For You, Because The She Thought You Were The Most Amazing Boy Ever. If She Could Have Had Any Guy In The World, She Still Would Have Picked You. Now, You’re Just Another Part Of Her Past, A Memory More Faded Every Day. And Someday, She’ll Find The One She Deserves, And He Will Make Her.

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19. Yer She Became More And More Promiscuous As She Recalled..

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20. I Can Do All Things Through Chrism Which Strengthener Me.

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